The Plot of the Evil Marketian

Adventuress & Explorer, Debi Lamb-Burrows & YOU!

Debi Lamb-Burrows - The Brave Adventurer! "I'm off," you hear Debi shout from the entry.

"Wait!" you holler back, springing to your feet and smashing your poor knee into the dark wood of your heavy desk. "OW!"

"What?" She asks, sticking her curly head into your office. She raises an eyebrow at the words streaming from your mouth, "Are you alright?"

"I have some news," you finally get out, ignoring the eyebrow. Picking up an unopened letter addressed to her that you have lying in the clutter of your desk, you wave it at her.

She comes in, takes the letter and plunks down in the leather chair in front of your desk. She looks tiny in its oversized embrace and suddenly you realize she has her adventuring clothes on, pith helmet perched on one knee. She's just gotten back from an exploratory trip into a newly open area while you remained behind, attempting to accomplish your own goals.

"Where are you headed?" you ask. You had been counting on her help.

"Never mind that!" she exclaims. "This needs our immediate attention."

It is her battle cry and your heart thrills to hear it. You know that an adventure lies ahead and you can't wait to get started, it has been an incredibly frustrating couple of months with road blocks, unexpected changes that threw you further and further behind and hurdles you just couldn't seem to get over. Somehow with her in the lead, every expedition got off to a speedy start and continued at a clipping pace until it reached a climactic conclusion.

"Do tell," you reply, attempting nonchalance.

"The Evil Marketian has struck again!" she exclaims, stomping one sturdy leather boot. "He is ruining everything!"

"Ah," you say, hurrying on to explain when she seems unimpressed by your response to her announcement. "I, myself, have been feeling the effects of his plot for the past couple of months, never knowing the source of my impediments. My website has remained unfound, advertisements unanswered and my brand quickly forgotten. All is explained now. We must venture forth and put him away for good!"

"It may not be that easy," she warns you. "The Evil Marketian is not only sly and pervasive, but he is aided by so many unwitting marketeers that his work is almost done for him."

Debi Lamb-Burrows - The Brave Adventurer! What will you do?

  1. If you decide to join the adventure and take on The Evil Marketian:
    Call 830.816.8238 and talk to Debi herself.
  2. If you decide to stay behind and go it alone:
    Rap yourself on the head & see if your mind changes.
  3. If you decide to throw up your hands, bury your head and sing la, la-la, la-la...
    (Really, what do you expect me to say to that?)

Debi and her co-adventurers at Penguin Suits Inc. have been helping businesses and individuals create and maintain memorable and meaningful brands since 1993. Staying ahead of the trends and technical advances is indeed a challenging adventure, but one well worth the work when her customers congratulate themselves for accomplishing their marketing goals.

To start a new chapter in your marketing story...

Branding · Logo Design · Website Design · Social Media

Located in Boerne, Texas, Penguin Suits specializes in creating webpages, landing pages, digital media campaignsgraphic design, branding, logo development and print media. We are a developer of professional ad campaigns for businesses locally in the San Antonio and surrounding areas including Bandera, Kerrville, Helotes, Pipe Creek, New Braunfels, Bulverde, Fredericksburg, Alamo Heights and Castle Hills.

Penguin Suits Inc.

Visit us:

(830) 816-8238
106 Austin Dr. S
Boerne, Texas 78006

Get route | Email

Follow Penguin Suits on Facebook! Follow Penguin Suits on Twitter! Follow Penguin Suits on Linkedin! Follow Penguin Suits on Youtube! Follow Penguin Suits on Pinterest!Follow Penguin Suits on Instagram! Read Penguin Suits BloggerCheck out Penguins Suits on BingCheck out Penguins Suits on Yelp

Review Penguin Suits on Google




AIGA · AMA · Boerne Chamber of Commerce · EO San Antonio · HCWIB · NFIB · PRSA · SAMA · San Antonio Women's Chamber of Commerce

new yelp advertising partner logoGoogle PartnerNextDoorSticker_WEB.png

Penguin Suits named in San Antonio
Business Journal Book of Lists
2015 - 2018
Social Media Marketing Firms
Website Design & Development Firms
Public Relations Firms
Advertising Agencies
Graphic Design Companies

Penguin Suits Services Include:

Branding · Logo Design · Printing · Website Designer · SEO · Social Media · Special Projects · Brochures · Business Cards · Posters · Advertising · Banners · Flyers · Newsletters · Landing Pages · Retargeting Campaigns

Penguin Suits Serves Clients in:

Boerne, San Antonio and surrounding areas including: Bandera, Kerrville, Helotes, Pipe Creek, New Braunfels, Bulverde, Fredericksburg, Alamo Heights and Castle Hills.