Mafia Princess Relocates to Boerne…
The hits keep coming
Moving from her childhood home, in 1996
Debi Lamb was looking for a fresh start
and new business opportunities in the
Texas Hill Country. She started a marketing and
design syndicate serving clients from San Antonio
Brady. But what is she REALLY doing here????
Born in New York State, Debra Rose Mastrangelo Lamb spent her formative years learning the intricacies of Buffalo’s Sicilian neighborhood society. As the daughter of legitimate business man Ralph Anthony Antn’y Mastrangelo, believed by Buffalo authorities to be the architect behind the Groundhog Day Massacre, Debi found herself expelled from one girls Catholic School after another for reasons known only to the Sisters of Mercy and noted only in her now lost records. Debi eventually graduated and went on to earn her degree from The State University of New York at Buffalo in communications, marketing and advertising. All surviving S.U.N.Y. faculty, familiar to Debi, stanchly refused comment when asked about her.
Debra Mastrangelo arrived in the Boerne area as Debi Lamb. The details of Ms. Lamb’s witness relocation by the Federal Government only minimally outline her testimony in the Federal trial of Freddy The Trout Decarlo. Within 6 months, Lamb had moved into her current S. Main Penguin Suits storefront next door to book keepers Dianne and Michael Arthur. With a passion and fl air all her own, Debi began to promote the Hill Country and area businesses, but Debi’s darker side also had her promoting a shadier clientele. Because old habits die hard, Penguin Suits associate Boerne’s Marble Slab Creamery became a paisano and helping to keep people on ice.
When the bodies really began piling up, Debi began working with local landscaping contractor Turf Masters. As business continued to blossom, she added associates Wallscapes Landscaping & Retaining Walls.- “Cousin Jimmy Hoffa fell into concrete, and look what it did for him,” states the princess slyly.
Lamb keeps Dr. Michelle Berry of Allure Laser & Skin Clinic fl ush through constant image re-confi gurations. Lamb may not necessarily be a victim of her own vanity, but simply a master of disguise. Rumor has it that Debi fi rst arrived in Boerne as a sixfoot blond. Un-named sources also tell me that she’s been a man at least twice prior to her current incarnation.
Given business advice by her Consigliere, Business Coach Pete Barrios, she keeps her self legitimate by investing extra funds and time sitting on board and volunteering for the worthy charities of the Moonlight Fund, Hill Country Daily Bread, and the Boerne Community Theatre.
If you want the whole truth...
stop by Penguin Suits, have a meeting with The Boss Debi, and let us work on the story of your business.
Penguin Suits, “Your Marketing Department,” offers comprehensive marketing strategies, including branding, graphic design, and web capabilities. Learn more about us at www.penguinsuits.com, or call for (830) 816.8238. We’re sure to make you an offer you can’t refuse.
Master Story Teller
spins tales for local clients…
Debi Lamb is a master story teller and loves telling the stories of her clients, spinning tales and adding intriguing and unexpected twists that delight and draw in audiences everywhere. Each book sent out from Penguin Suits is beautifully crafted and unique, telling amazing stories in a vast variety of styles. Her ever expanding library is beginning to peak the interest of even the most exclusive book collectors.
At a recent appearance she was rumored to be speaking to a well known producer about the movie rights to one of her more recent books, Choose To Be. With a giggle of excitement she neither denied nor confirmed this, but she did drop hints that people “in the know” might find intriguing hints on a popular YouTube channel.
On the Move, she has a number of books in the making and, after being allowed a quick peek, I can say that you can continue to expect great things from this little author. I was amazed at the extensive use of color and style in the drafts. Most intriguing was the use of unexpected medium. I can hardly say more without ruining the surprises up the sleeve of this storybook magician. The only thing to do is keep your eyes on her and her little troupe of cohorts and expect to be delighted again and again.
Everyone loves to listen to a well written and presented story. With this in mind Debi Lamb began developing her clients brands like the amazing stories they are. Each individual and business has a unique story that requires individualized design, production and presentation. Debi continues to expand both design styles and presentation options to offer her clients the most widespread and effective use of their marketing budget.
If you have missed her previous volumes many can be found in the library (portfolio)
section of www.penguinsuits.com. You simply must check out “Tall Tale Thespian”
about Boerne’s local theatre, “Mastery of all Things Green” about Boerne’s green
thumb experts at Turf Masters and the ever popular “Monster Molecule Marauders”
detailing the exploits of CLO2IX.
As a result, developing stories has become a passion at Penguin Suits. Sitting down with a client and guiding them through the tricky storyline development process, including the development of a brand that represents the client and is appealing to their target audience as well as exploring additional diverse ways to make their audience aware of them. Just like marketing a book, you can develop specialty items for fans to purchase, websites where they can gather, interact and enthuse and even go to video with your story. Penguin Suits can guide you through it all!
We love to tell stories, let us tell yours.
Call or come by and get started on your own chapter!
830.816.8238 • 100 W. Hosack St. Boerne, TX 78006 • www.penguinsuits.com
